And this is our story.

Lauren. 20. Junior at Florida State. Hoodie Allen fanatic (don't get confused with Woody Allen). We can be friends if you buy me books and food.

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You will marry a high lord and rule his castle, and your sons shall be knights and princes and lords.

No… that’s not me.

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cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
laurenandcodi laurenandcodi Said:

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

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snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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